(doing some heavy glaring through the walls and into my common room.)
HELL NO.
- Ok. If you’re repeatedly stepping on the backs of my shoes, you’re obviously walking wayyy too motherfucking close to me, entiende? Stop apologizing, just back the fuck up.
- If someone knocks on our door by accident, and I OVERHEAR the entire conversation between you two because I’m 10 feet away, there’s NO need to knock on my room door and make me get up to open it just so you can REPEAT THE STORY OF NOTHING THAT I JUST HEARD.
- So help me God, if you call my name ONE MORE TIME and say “Come here for a second,” just so you can tell me about something you just saw on TV…I don’t know what I’ll do.
- I leave my door open, because I don’t know, call me crazy but it’s MY room, correctomundo? So don’t push my door closed whenever you feel like it. Don’t.
C’mon. Keep the strikes coming. I have a lot of pent up rage, bitch.
Don’t. Even. Play.
I like yo’ post girl. :hand on head: oof i can’t stand that thing!
Drunk. Mad. Sad. Happy. In love, with roommates.
Oh no!
Okay so I live in a room with one domincan girl, one colombian, and an ignorant white girl.
We’re all watching the Latin Grammys cause we’re Spanish and we like shit like this. So we’re all watching it and we’re like “oh this is funny”, “what is she wearing”, whatever enjoying our time together.
The white chick leaves the room and goes to her room. LC and I are like silently saying wtf but then we’re like whatever she’s rude. Then our Colombian roommate comes out cause she hears the awesomeness on tv. THIS WHITE CHICK comes to the effing door and closes it! Like we’re a piece of shit and she can’t chill with us cause we’re “spanish”. Who the fuck are you, you no culture having rude ass chick?
I can’t wait to never live with you again, that’s a fucking fact.
Am I in the wrong here or what?
Latin Grammys!
LOL at the white roommate who left the room, good job taking the hint!
Hurry up and finish your cake.
(via the-best-on-mars)
thank you for your live posts. . i love this show
Reading The Onion online.
This is really cool wrench.
